abbrv2achv:

So, uh, a bar near me started offering $2 pints of PBR everyday, and despite it being Pabst, $2 for a pint of anything is a steal around here. I had only been there once, back in the day for New Years, but this new deal lured me back. This past friday a few of my friends opted not to go because of some band playing, but upon further investigation, they are dad to the dadth degree, and so are ALL THE BANDS THAT PLAY THERE. In other words, I FOUND MY NEW HOME. 

Their website is so 90’s that I couldn’t have made a more 90’s website if I were making a website while drinking Mondo with Scottie Pippen in 1996. 

http://theincognitos.com/

90’s cred:

-Splash page says “click anywhere to enter”, but has a giant “ENTER” box to click

-Splash page, period

-GIF CENTRAL

-Mouseover image on Splash Page for bigger view

-Tiled image background

-Check the “Questions” tab once you enter the official site

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God, I don’t know, maybe it is worth it laughing at a bunch of dads playing in band while drinking $2 PBR Pints. Also, I should review this place on Yelp under “Carol Stream Dive Bars”.